UNMIXED SIGNALS BY BIRDZ & BEEZ

Picture this scene… it’s late in the evening and the kids are in bed.  You have signed off of Facebook for the night and your NetFlix movie just ended.  Your wife (or husband as the case may be) looks up at you and smiles.  “I love you” she says.  You are in the mood for a little romance and now you are pretty sure that she is too.  Isn’t she?  She just smiled at you.  That’s a good sign, right?  Does that mean what you think it means?  Wait, maybe you should just ask.  I mean, you don’t want to not make your move if she’s waiting for you and you don’t want to do something stupid if she’s just not into it tonight.  Good grief, what to do.  WHAT?  TO?  DO? Ok, cool your jets.  Breathe.  We’ve got you covered.  How about some unMixed Signalz?  If mixed signals are confusing, then unMixed Signalz would be unconfusing, right?  So, what might unMixed Signalz be, because you are confused just by the name, we can tell.

A matched set of 8 oz. aluminum spray bottles with a clear signal of what is supposed to be happening here.  If she sprays the “Hot”, you’re in luck.  “Hot” is scented with Hot Chocolate Cake and that’s your light in the sky, Batman!  No clearer signal will be given, it’s all up to you now.  If you walk into the bedroom and smell CHOCOLATE, well there you go.  How much clearer can she (or we) make it for you?  But, on the other hand, you could be on the receiving end of the “Not”.  If you smell the scent of Cool as a Cucumber Melon, the just let it go.  No, no…  seriously.  Let. It. Go.  Tune the TV to ESPN, grab a beer and chase down your latest Golf Magazine.  She’s headed for a hot shower and then bed.  Neither of which are going to include you, unless you can sleep without snoring…  unMixed Signalz is the PERFECT gift for newly marrieds, newly parented, or new to putting in the effort for figuring out if tonight is going to be “Hot” or “Not”.  Good luck with that…

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